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Gers are still gers part 2!!

Women's keywords and their meaning.
"Fine": This is the word women use at the end of any argument when they feel they are right but need to shut the man up. Men will never be allowed to end a sentence with the word "fine" and just walk away, this word is for the sole use of women in this context. Oh, and by the way, (refer to the definition of "Oh" below), NEVER use "fine" to describe how a woman looks, or in about "five minutes" (see below also), you will hear the word "Fine" followed by silence.

"Five minutes": This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so she feels that it's an even trade.

"Nothing": This means something and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with the word "Fine".

"Go Ahead" (with raised eyebrows): This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine".

"Go Ahead" (with normal eyebrows): This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care". You will get a Raised Eyebrow "Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.

A Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word, but is still often a verbal statement very misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".

A Soft Sigh: Again, not a word, but a verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" are one of the few things that some men actually understand. She is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe and she will stay content.

"Oh": This word followed by any statement is trouble. Example; "Oh, I talked to John about what you two were doing last night". If she says "Oh, by the way" before a statement, run, do not walk, to the nearest exit. When she is done tossing your clothes out the window, she will tell you that she is "Fine" but do not expect her to talk to you for at least 2 days. "Oh" as a question, as in, "Oh??!!" usually signifies that you are caught in a lie. Do not try to lie more to get out of it, or you will get a Raised Eyebrows "Go ahead" followed by acts so unspeakable that I can't bring myself to write about them.

"That's Okay": This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can say to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you retribution for what ever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often combined with the word "Fine" and accompanied by the Raised Eyebrow "Go Ahead". At some point, probably without warning, in either the near or distant future (time holds no significance here), you are going definitely going to remember this initial moment and regret it. More than likely you will regret it more than once over the duration of your relationship

."Please Do": This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance to tell the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay" scenario.

"Thanks": A woman is thanking you. Do not faint, just say you're welcome.

"Thanks A Lot": This is much different than "Thanks". A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have hurt her in some callous way, and will be followed by the"Loud Sigh". Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh", as she will only tell you "Nothing"....see paragraph one.

Yesterday's swimming lesson was the most disgusting and who knows most dangerous in my life?

Here comes the story ----> i went swimming with ting at my house nearby the sports complex..all the swimming was normal TILL when we decide to go bath and go eat food. Went locker took my bag and shoes went in toilet choose a cubicle..for some reason i decided to put all my belongings in the cubicle with me this time. When i was bathing halfway i heard that the cubicle beside me also got someone bathing..so didn't bother until i heard funny sounds from the man like ( aaaaaaaaa.....aaaaaaaaa).
I didn;t bother cause i thought he talking on the phone until i heard this ( aaaaaa....aaaaaaaaaaaa...boy). He called me few more times then i ask him what , he said soap so i thought nothing pass him soap from between the small gap. Then less then a min he bang my door ask me take back my soap..i ask him pass me from below but he keep ask me open the door and take. Shit man i knew something was wrong already..so i refuse to open the door keep ask him pass me from below.So he gave up pass me from below..when i took from him i saw him looking at me from that gap..he was a malay man with red eyes and one hand rubbing his *****!
i was like wtf i met a drug addict or pervert?
But it did not end there..he asked soap the second time..i gave him and dry myself and change as softly as i can hoping to get out of the toilet while he still think i am in there. Then he pass me back soap from below and ask me this --> 'boy you finish already?'..of course i said no lol..then i went peep and saw him waering his cloths so i grab my things and go out.
Saw ting outside waiting for me so i knew i am inside for very long..ask her sit down at the bench near life guards to wait for the man come out so i can see him. Guess what? he came out with no bag no towel nothing except himself in cloths. he pretend not to see me but i recognise him by his slippers.

after this incident i am never going to use those quiet parts of toilets to bath or whatever..lucky i did not open the door or who knows i might be molested or rob haha

my trip in taiwan in pictures..